Bored and wants to invite friends over. Realize you don’t have friends.
Why do I suck?
Why do I suck so much?
Try to eat delicious park food at Schlitterbahn and end up wallowing like whales in the lazy river.
Why do I suck?
I finally have a tan line and the next day, its gone.
Why do I suck?
Even my dog won’t cuddle with me.
Why do I suck?
Wait all week for band results. Recieve an email explaining that results won’t be up till next month.
Why do I suck?
Super extremely thirsty. Go to vending machine. It won’t accept your money. Get new money. Won’t accept that either.
Why do I suck?
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